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1. You go from person
to person to person, and you still haven’t found the
right one.
2. You do it with someone
you have no chemistry with, and you just can’t wait
until it’s over.
3. There’s always
a new move you’ve never tried before.
4. You don’t like
it when your partner shows no emotion.
5. You think about it
day and night and you just can’t get enough of it!
6. Eye contact is important.
7. It’s a turn-on
for guys to watch two women do it.
8. The more you do it,
the better you get.
9. There are numerous
websites for it with graphic pictures and videos.
10. You smile just thinking
about it.
11. You will travel great
distances for it.
12. You get injuries,
bruises, and scars and you tell yourself, “Oh well,
that’s just part of it.”
13. You have partners
who don’t mind being used for practice or enjoyment.
14. Your neighbors complain
about the noise you and your partner make.
15. After you have done
it with someone really good, you just have to tell all your
friends.
16. So many men/ women,
so little time.
17. You can have multiple
partners, as long as your current partner does not know.
18. It’s a real
turn-on for the man when the woman takes control.
19. Sometimes, you don’t
even know your partner’s name!
20. You do it all night
long and when you are finished, both of you are hot, sweaty,
and completely exhausted.
CREDIT: The SalsaVancouver.net
20 reasons why salsa is like sex is an edited
version of the one written by Alex Labrador for the Toronto
salsa site: TOsalsa.

One to change it, five
to say they already saw Frankie do it better
How many salsa dancers does it
take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and everyone else to argue
about what count it should be done on.
How many NY salsa dancers does
it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and another
to remove it and re-screw on two.
How many New Jersey salsa dancers
does it take to change a light bulb?
One. How the @#*#$ many did you &@%*# ^$*&@
think ?!!!
How many Colombian salsa dancers
does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One in the middle to screw it in, and the
other two holding him on each side so that he doesn't move
from side to side.
How many LA salsa dancers does
it take to change a light bulb?
One. Everybody else makes room to watch.
How many Miami salsa dancers
does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in while another calls it.
How many Cuban salsa dancers does
it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't afford a light bulb.
How many Toronto salsa dancers
does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One is in charge of technique, one in charge
of artistry, and another to complain they don't screw with
passion.
How many square dancers does
it take to change a light bulb?
Four, and you have to walk them through it a few
times.
How many ballroom dancers does
it take to change a light bulb?
Changing lightbulbs is not allowed in Ballroom. |